AA

I've never been to Alcoholics Anonymous, but how come whenever you see it in the movies the first thing they do is say their name? "Hi, I'm so-and-so and I'm an alcoholic." There goes the anonymity. Ted Danson... he's anonymous.

Bad Realization

You know it's bad when in a weeks time you realize that the only liquids you've consumed have been beer, wine, whiskey, and coffee. It's been a vicious cycle and it's a wonder I am even alive. I am cutting back. Starting tomorrow.