This poor kid hasn't been on a date in months. Talk him up. Forward this to your good-looking, fun, smart, funny, nice, and single, girl friends and get a reward. He's smart, funny, nice, fun, and good looking! He has a house, a job, a car, a masters degree, and a soft spot for brunettes. He can build things with his hands or with machines. He's an award winning architect. He's also very good at eating, and drinking and can probably bench press pretty close to his weight. Any takers out there? Apply within. I will take out all serious recommendations given by friends.
Izz, I'll see what I can do for you bro. In the meantime, we're coming to Philly for New Years. Are you around?
ReplyDeleteMost likely, I mean, it's not like I've got a date for new years.
ReplyDeleteDude. That made me laugh. Hard. Not at you, of course. It'll happen. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteHow about some sort of finders fee?
ReplyDeletei said there was a reward... kev, you find one, you'll be rewarded.
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